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We're going to have shirts made for our upcoming family vacation to the BVI. Hoping to have Laura make us custom shirts with funny crew names. I'm looking for suggestions for all crew positions. My wife will be first mate as per normal.
Our youngest crew is 7 (girl and boy). Have older kids 12 & 13 (boy and girl) Also have older "children" going that are adults.
Some of my half-baked ideas are below...
Capt. Ship For Brains (me) Capt. Beeracuda (me) Capt. Greengo (me) First (& Last) Mate (wife) The Lost Navigator (sister) Deck Beef (son-in-law) Mooring Hooker (step daughter) Dingy Captain (older grandson) Keel Hauler (younger grandson) Chief Engineer (step son) Deck Fluff (daughter in law, likes to lay around on deck) Winch Wench (older grand daughter) Shark Girl (younger grand daughter)
I'm terrible at this sort thing, and really need TTOL's help!
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"Beverage Control Officer"
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PIT Crew: Pirate In Training
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Deck Ornament French relations officer Coffee Commandant Air Conditioner Control Swabbing Supervisor Chief Fiscal Officer Clothespin Supervisor
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Good ones! <img src="http://www.traveltalkonline.com/forums/images/graemlins/Clapping.gif" alt="" />
Please keep 'em coming! <img src="http://www.traveltalkonline.com/forums/images/graemlins/Thumbsup.gif" alt="" />
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wow those are some great ones I haven't even seen yet!!!! here's a few from recent times some folks have used:
Happy Hooker Grog Master Rail Meat Wine Wench Galley Slave Wind Goddess Cabin Buoy
for kids The Buoy Dinghy pilot Dinghy master Swab Sea Scout
and...... I have a few PG-13 and R rated ones that aren't exactly family trip oriented lol
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One of my favorites... Blister (always shows up when the work is done!)
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Don't forget the snacktician.
By the way my wife is not the first mate. She is the Admiral. I am the Captain and serve at the will of the Admiral.
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...my wife found that funny, others may not... results may very... <img src="http://www.traveltalkonline.com/forums/images/graemlins/jester.gif" alt="" />
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The Clothespin Supervisor is a serious job when it's blowing <img src="http://www.traveltalkonline.com/forums/images/graemlins/Grin.gif" alt="" />
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Ok, Admiral's in the mix for my wife. Some really good ones!
More! More!
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I always designate someone as the official "Ball Grabber"!
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MarkS said: I always designate someone as the official "Ball Grabber"! We call that person the Happy Hooker.
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Much to my wife's dismay, I bought a shirt that said "CAPTAIN" on it - so she got one that said "OWNER"! Touche. <img src="http://www.traveltalkonline.com/forums/images/graemlins/duel.gif" alt="" />
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Uh... Dinghy Captain! Mooring Ball Hooker Beer Wench Swabbie Galley Wench Cabin Boy/Lass Morale Officer
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Love 'em! Thanks everyone! More welcome any time!
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