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We're going to have shirts made for our upcoming family vacation to the BVI.
Hoping to have Laura make us custom shirts with funny crew names.
I'm looking for suggestions for all crew positions.
My wife will be first mate as per normal.

Our youngest crew is 7 (girl and boy).
Have older kids 12 & 13 (boy and girl)
Also have older "children" going that are adults.

Some of my half-baked ideas are below...

Capt. Ship For Brains (me)
Capt. Beeracuda (me)
Capt. Greengo (me)
First (& Last) Mate (wife)
The Lost Navigator (sister)
Deck Beef (son-in-law)
Mooring Hooker (step daughter)
Dingy Captain (older grandson)
Keel Hauler (younger grandson)
Chief Engineer (step son)
Deck Fluff (daughter in law, likes to lay around on deck)
Winch Wench (older grand daughter)
Shark Girl (younger grand daughter)

I'm terrible at this sort thing, and really need TTOL's help!

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"Beverage Control Officer"


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Deck Ornament
French relations officer
Coffee Commandant
Air Conditioner Control
Swabbing Supervisor
Chief Fiscal Officer
Clothespin Supervisor

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Good ones! <img src="http://www.traveltalkonline.com/forums/images/graemlins/Clapping.gif" alt="" />

Please keep 'em coming! <img src="http://www.traveltalkonline.com/forums/images/graemlins/Thumbsup.gif" alt="" />

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wow those are some great ones I haven't even seen yet!!!!
here's a few from recent times some folks have used:

Happy Hooker
Grog Master
Rail Meat
Wine Wench
Galley Slave
Wind Goddess
Cabin Buoy


for kids
The Buoy
Dinghy pilot
Dinghy master
Swab
Sea Scout




and...... I have a few PG-13 and R rated ones that aren't exactly family trip oriented lol

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One of my favorites... Blister (always shows up when the work is done!)

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Don't forget the snacktician.

By the way my wife is not the first mate. She is the Admiral. I am the Captain and serve at the will of the Admiral.

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Land Ho!

...my wife found that funny, others may not... results may very... <img src="http://www.traveltalkonline.com/forums/images/graemlins/jester.gif" alt="" />

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The Clothespin Supervisor is a serious job when it's blowing <img src="http://www.traveltalkonline.com/forums/images/graemlins/Grin.gif" alt="" />

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Ok, Admiral's in the mix for my wife.
Some really good ones!

More! More!

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I always designate someone as the official "Ball Grabber"!


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I always designate someone as the official "Ball Grabber"!


We call that person the Happy Hooker.


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"Virgin..recycled"..

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Much to my wife's dismay, I bought a shirt that said "CAPTAIN" on it - so she got one that said "OWNER"! Touche.
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Captain cornholio.......colonel of the urinal

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Uh... Dinghy Captain!
Mooring Ball Hooker
Beer Wench
Swabbie
Galley Wench
Cabin Boy/Lass
Morale Officer


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Love 'em! Thanks everyone!
More welcome any time!

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Here are a few of them on T-shirts;

http://www.cafepress.com/sailinggift

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Some nice ones!


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