My favorite is the Pre-V line....you get to wait in the line (with everyone else)...and keep your shoes on...after they spend 5 minutes telling you that you can do so...unless you wear birkenstocks because the brass buckle will set off the electromometerthingamagingthing.. as you watch everyone else go by. And by the way, if you bought one of those clasp bracelets with the anchor/dolphin on them...un clasp it...because it will set off the magnitomitorthingamagingnything. and at the end...you wait for you Pre-V wifey for an additional 15 minutes and end up saving the table at the bar while she gets numificated by the TSA. And she meets you with a beer in your hand.
http://www.tsa.gov/press/releases/2015/02/18/tsa-precheckR-expands-cyril-e-king-airport
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