This brings to mind a somewhat sexist - but with tongue fully in cheek - quip that I rib my wife with about maps, and directions, and... women. I hope this is taken as light heartedly as intended.
If women ruled the world, there would be no maps - just books with lists of instructions on how to get from point A to point B.
"At the white house with the red car in front, take a left and go just past that small store with the cute green awnings and it will be on the left, or the right I can't remember."
Every woman that I've said this to (only a few frankly) has laughed and said "So true!" so I hope it's "safe".
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