I’m 58 but look and act 45—so basically, I’m like a fine wine that moonlights as a spritzer. 🍷✨
I’m on the hunt for an adult vibe with all the essentials: a pool bar, a beach, and drinking in the pool (because why have your drink on land when you could have it in water?). But let’s be clear—this isn’t Spring Break 1985. I’m here for fun, not for beer pong championships.
On the Dutch side: The Sonesta looks cool, it’s giving me “close to the action” vibes. Le Samanna… Yeah, I’d need to sell a kidney to stay there, but do they do day passes? Asking for my bank account.
French side: La Plage Hotel looks like a vibe, but are there other small spots along that strip I should know about?
Dutch Side: Am I missing any gems below the hill in Cupecoy, Maho, or Simpson Bay? And what about the French side? Any hidden treasures you’d recommend before I start wandering aimlessly with a beach towel and a piña colada?
Thanks in advance, travel gurus!"
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