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#10526
12/04/2009 12:01 PM
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All in fun
Jose Cuervo Christmas Cookies
1 cup of water 1 tsp baking soda 1 cup of sugar 1 tsp salt 1 cup or brown sugar 4 large eggs 1 cup nuts 2 cups of dried fruit 1 bottle Jose Cuervo Tequila
Sample the Cuervo to check quality. Take a large bowl, check the Cuervo again, to be sure it is of the highest quality, pour one level cup and drink.
Turn on the electric mixer. Beat one cup of butter in a large fluffy bowl.
Add one peastoon of sugar. Beat again. At this point it's best to make sure the Cuervo is still ok, try another cup just in case.
Turn off the mixerer thingy.
Break 2 leggs and add to the bowl and chuck in the cup of dried fruit.
Pick the frigging fruit off the floor.
Mix on the turner.
If the fried druit gets stuck in the beaters just pry it loose with a drewscriver.
Sample the Cuervo to check for tonsisticity.
Next, sift two cups of salt, or something. Who geeves a sheet. Check the Jose Cuervo. Now shift the lemon juice and strain your nuts.
Add one table.
Add a spoon of sugar, or somefink. Whatever you can find.
Greash the oven.
Turn the cake tin 360 degrees and try not to fall over.
Don't forget to beat off the turner.
Finally, throw the bowl through the window, finish the Cose Juervo and make sure to put the stove in the wishdasher.
Cherry Mistmas !
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Louise, thanks for confirming that Jose Cuervo is crap. <img src="http://www.traveltalkonline.com/forums/images/graemlins/duh.gif" alt="" /> <img src="http://www.traveltalkonline.com/forums/images/graemlins/jester.gif" alt="" /> <img src="http://www.traveltalkonline.com/forums/images/graemlins/Cheers.gif" alt="" />
Augie <img src="http://www.traveltalkonline.com/forums/images/graemlins/Smile.gif" alt="" /> [color:"red"] I am an agnostic dyslexic who questions if there really is a dog [/color]<img src="http://www.traveltalkonline.com/forums/images/graemlins/Yikes.gif" alt="" />
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Think I'll make them this week. <img src="http://www.traveltalkonline.com/forums/images/graemlins/drinking.gif" alt="" />
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Louise, Is there a Jamesons version of this recipe? If so, please post! Not sure of the quantities involved? otherwise I'll just have to wing it with a 1.75L bottle! <img src="http://www.traveltalkonline.com/forums/images/graemlins/Laugh.gif" alt="" /> <img src="http://www.traveltalkonline.com/forums/images/graemlins/Laugh.gif" alt="" /> <img src="http://www.traveltalkonline.com/forums/images/graemlins/Laugh.gif" alt="" /> <img src="http://www.traveltalkonline.com/forums/images/graemlins/Laugh.gif" alt="" /> <img src="http://www.traveltalkonline.com/forums/images/graemlins/Laugh.gif" alt="" /> Sorry, we don't drink Ta-kill-ya! Still wondering if our stove will fit in the dishwasher?
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This sounds like a great party recipe! Will have a few friends over and try it!! <img src="http://www.traveltalkonline.com/forums/images/graemlins/Cheers.gif" alt="" />
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Augie said: Louise, thanks for confirming that Jose Cuervo is crap. <img src="http://www.traveltalkonline.com/forums/images/graemlins/duh.gif" alt="" /> <img src="http://www.traveltalkonline.com/forums/images/graemlins/jester.gif" alt="" /> <img src="http://www.traveltalkonline.com/forums/images/graemlins/Cheers.gif" alt="" /> Augie..you have to fight my wife on that one...that's all she drinks...straight up ....no fruit!!
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Augie..you have to fight my wife on that one...that's all she drinks...straight up ....no fruit!!
Sorry, but the Hose we get here is not very good and over priced. Our Mexican son in law has brought back many very nice tequilas. Neat is the only way to drink good stuff. <img src="http://www.traveltalkonline.com/forums/images/graemlins/handshake.gif" alt="" /> <img src="http://www.traveltalkonline.com/forums/images/graemlins/duh.gif" alt="" />
Augie <img src="http://www.traveltalkonline.com/forums/images/graemlins/Smile.gif" alt="" /> [color:"red"] I am an agnostic dyslexic who questions if there really is a dog [/color]<img src="http://www.traveltalkonline.com/forums/images/graemlins/Yikes.gif" alt="" />
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