Dude, these people are on a cruise. They're in port for 3 hours. You want them to learn the customs, a little language, exchange currency, and be "ambassadors" like you were during your years in Europe?
And as for merchants not taking dollars in a cruise port? Not a recipe for success. They may want to rethink their business plan.

"It's 5 o'clock somewhere!"

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