"one bedroom, with a kitchen, on the beach"

There are certainly places like that on island not mentioned in this thread, it all depends what your budget is!

like this:

http://www.pierrescaraibes.com/la-perla-classic-st-martin-rental/d/159/en


Rah Rah Rasputin
They put some poison into his wine
He drank it all and said "I feel fine"